Shovel Troll Share definition Flag A girl whose face is so disgusting it looks like someone poured gasoline on it, lit a fire, and then put it out with a shovel. God damn that girl is fuckin ugly, shovel trolls like her make me wish I'd stayed in the womb. Shovel Troll by Dick Wartell April 30, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the Shovel Troll mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch