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ShouldaSweighed 

N. A hashtag used when it's too late for someone, they've messed up.

When you use the #ShouldaSweighed it means you've made a huge mistake that could have easily been avoided by using Sweigh and getting feedback from friends and followers. #ShouldaSweighed can be left as a reminder to people who've made poor decisions alone, so they can #StopNSweigh next time.
You got a tattoo on your face?! ShouldaSweighed! Next time, StopNSweigh.
ShouldaSweighed by Kam14 June 25, 2014

Shouldie 

A sweatshirt where the hood is disproportionately small to the length. Oftentimes the person wearing the shouldie appears as though they are being strangled by the garment.
Did you see Bob wearing that shouldie this morning? I wonder if he could even breathe.
Shouldie by Justgrad November 26, 2018

shouldussy

The moist crease formed when an obese man or woman's sweaty pectoral flap is folded upward toward their shoulder
I bet that fat dude has some killer shouldussy when he is on the stair climber chasing a donut on a string.
shouldussy by Matt'smom69 July 27, 2022

Shouldinecky 

When a lovely lass takes your member between the neck and shoulder until finalization. Also called a collarboner
I was dying for a handjob but my armless wife couldn't "hand"le it so i asked for a shouldinecky.
Shouldinecky by Shouldinecky August 6, 2017

Shouldingness 

A word used by SNAGS (Sensitive new age guys) when someone says that they "should do something" (like go out to the shops) but never get around to it.
Person: We should do that sometime
Person 1: We should really end this shouldingness...
Shouldingness by Chris Bonham July 6, 2005
It’s shouldst outside
Shouldst by My guy boy January 2, 2020
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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