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Shoulder Bag 

Verb or Noun To Shoulder Bag is for one to announce their presence to a bar, party, or honestly any get together- by gently placing their ball sack on a friend's shoulder. Eventually the friend will feel the weight, sense a presence, or happen to glance, or see in their peripheral vision- a bag of balls connected to their friend.
Trish was not phased at all. Whilst recounting a hilarious story, she glanced down, noticed testicles on her shoulder, and nonchalantly announced, "Oh, Fronk is here." Her audience roared at the shoulder bag.
Shoulder Bag by Miss Dish May 20, 2018
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shoulder bag 

the sack that grows on ones shoulder. usually soft and enjoyable to play with.
hey Ash, touch my shoulder bag

european shoulder bag 

A clever way of getting away with the fact your sporting a man purse.
D- 40, "Look at that dork with the man purse"!

K-Rocc, "Thats not a man purse. Thats a european shoulder bag".
european shoulder bag by K-Rocc November 3, 2009
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026