shortboy 

A super short haircut on a hot girl / a really cute girl with a short boy-type haircut. safe to bet she's smarter than you, but will make you feel smart if you're not a dumbass.

a simple, straightforward acknowledgement with immediate gratification: "hey, check out that shortboy."
or
telling your friends what they've missed: "my writer's workshop partner tonight was a total shortboy."

shortboy by perchplate January 12, 2012

short boy appreciation day 

December 22nd is short boy appreciation day, so send this to all your short guy friends.

Stacy: oh hey Joe, it's short boy Appreciation day!
Joe: bruh I'm not that short

short boy appreciation day by Mariaave December 22, 2019

shortbonics 

The new conversational phenomenon of removing several letters of a regular word, thus creating a new shortened version of the word.

Shortbonics is creating slang by shortening regular words. "Totally" becomes "totes". "Jealous" becomes "Jeal". For example:

Taylor: "Sandy said my calves look fat in these shoes."
Jessica: "Ugh, don't listen to her, she's just jeal."
Taylor: "Totes jeal."

shortbonics by iinventedshizam July 12, 2012

Shortboard 

A skateboard with the wheels of a longboard. Big wheels on a small - shorter board.

"Dude don't you love my longboard?"
"No, I prefer my shortboard."

Shortboard by PowderQueen April 5, 2009

shortbox 

A term most often used when describing the female genitalia region. short midgets, vertically challenged fameles can be refered to as a " short box". This term ( nickname ) is most popular with larger than average males who tend to over compensate for mos insecurities.

Did you hear about "short box" and his new girl?

shortbox by cdt February 16, 2004

Kiss a short boy day 

On December 3 people are supposed to kiss every shirt boy that they find.

Girl: Hey random short dude! It’s kiss a short boy day so, muah!

Kiss a short boy day by IthunkyouknowwhoIam December 1, 2019

Short Boy Magic 

For men 5”8 and under—we’re not y’all but we have other body parts to compensate ;) and will treat u better than anyone ever can

Girl #1: Sam is so short, I’m not dating someone that’s 5”6
Girl #2: He really has that short boy magic tho

Short Boy Magic by itswednesdaydudest316 September 11, 2019