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shortboy

A super short haircut on a hot girl / a really cute girl with a short boy-type haircut. safe to bet she's smarter than you, but will make you feel smart if you're not a dumbass.
a simple, straightforward acknowledgement with immediate gratification: "hey, check out that shortboy."
or
telling your friends what they've missed: "my writer's workshop partner tonight was a total shortboy."
by perchplate January 12, 2012
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short boy appreciation day

December 22nd is short boy appreciation day, so send this to all your short guy friends.
Stacy: oh hey Joe, it's short boy Appreciation day!
Joe: bruh I'm not that short
by Mariaave December 22, 2019
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shortbonics

The new conversational phenomenon of removing several letters of a regular word, thus creating a new shortened version of the word.
Shortbonics is creating slang by shortening regular words. "Totally" becomes "totes". "Jealous" becomes "Jeal". For example:

Taylor: "Sandy said my calves look fat in these shoes."
Jessica: "Ugh, don't listen to her, she's just jeal."
Taylor: "Totes jeal."
by iinventedshizam July 12, 2012
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Shortboard

A skateboard with the wheels of a longboard. Big wheels on a small - shorter board.
"Dude don't you love my longboard?"
"No, I prefer my shortboard."
by PowderQueen April 5, 2009
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shortbox

A term most often used when describing the female genitalia region. short midgets, vertically challenged fameles can be refered to as a " short box". This term ( nickname ) is most popular with larger than average males who tend to over compensate for mos insecurities.
Did you hear about "short box" and his new girl?
by cdt February 16, 2004
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Kiss a short boy day

On December 3 people are supposed to kiss every shirt boy that they find.
Girl: Hey random short dude! It’s kiss a short boy day so, muah!
by IthunkyouknowwhoIam December 1, 2019
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Short Boy Magic

For men 5”8 and under—we’re not y’all but we have other body parts to compensate ;) and will treat u better than anyone ever can
Girl #1: Sam is so short, I’m not dating someone that’s 5”6
Girl #2: He really has that short boy magic tho
by itswednesdaydudest316 September 11, 2019
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