shoot the poop

when someone gives you the bird/middle finger you open the window and poop and then throw it at the offender right in there face if the window is open

i gave someone the shoot the poop

by gangster time April 7, 2010

Thrombosis of the poop shoot

This term is from the late 50s and is used to describe an unidentifiable ass problem.

Why’s Joe so grumpy today?
Ah, don’t pay any attention to him; he has thrombosis of the poop shoot.

Where’s Joe?
He’s in the can again. I think he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.
Must be from the refried beans he had last night.

Where’s Joe?
He’s gone to the doctors. His girlfriend gave it to him up the ass with her strap-on and now he thinks he’s got thrombosis of the poop shoot.

by RobbieJor March 23, 2005

The Poop and Shoot

The act of taking a shit while masturbating until you cum then trying to catch it in your mouth as it shoots up.

I wanted to double the pleasure, so I did the poop and shoot.

by Turk and JD February 27, 2009

shoot the loop with plastic poop

this is yelled by someone's father from the driver's seat when the vehicle is moving at a high rate of speed and hits a dip in the road.

Everyone hold on tight, we are about to "shoot the loop with plastic poop!"

by slslider December 27, 2017