shoewz 

1) a word used to add an extra burn to a diss

2) used as a diss when you see something worth cussin

ie: somebody says "your jacket is rubbish", then another person can say "Shoewz"

If someone has done something stupid, or has a crap peice of clothing (especially shoes), you can say "Shoewz"

shoewz by debunk November 1, 2007

shoewz 

pronounced: sho-ow-wzz
meaning: used to indicate a bad/rubbish item, idea, piece of clothing, car, hairstyle, event... ect

coined in a south london school, where it was originally used to diss a boy called Shea (pronounced "shay") due to his very bad shoes. The original phrase was used in conjunction with his name in a distorted way:

Shea Shoewz, pronounced She-aa-sho-ow-wzz

after which, it became widespread as a general diss for any bad clothing, hairstyle, event (such as getting told off by teachers), or any other bad/rubbish physical object

guy walks in with crap shoes, the other guys can shay "SHOEWZ!"

shoewz by junefunk December 15, 2007

showzy 

Nickname for a shower

I'm going to have a showzy.

showzy by showerman June 22, 2013

shoezgal 

To describe an immature girl who is always on the lookout for a rich guy to marry in order to enjoy instant benefits of wealth.
Typically, it is used to describe young girls who hook up to rich guys much older than they are using their bodies in a subtle manner, similar to girls who are looking for sugar daddies.
Girls described this way tend to be pretty, smart and manipulative in their ways as well to get rich guys to drool over them and shower lots of greenbacks over them.

It's obvious she's a shoezgal, hooking up to the richest guy in town of 30 years old when she's only 17. How else would her family be able to fund her spending ways?

shoezgal by ShammyRocks April 6, 2006

Wonder Showzen 

Imgaine if you locked the creators of Sesame Street in a dark room for about three weeks and gave them nothing but crack and LSD. This is what they'd come up with...the funniest and most fucked up show EVER.

I could only imagine how frightening that show would be while on acid. I'd probably lock myself in a closet for about a week out of sheer terror.

Wonder Showzen by Mikal K May 7, 2005

wonder showzen 

mad hilarious mtv2 ish... Get ready to be offended and be laughing at someone else in the same moment. Like Guinness. BRILL- YANT!!!!!

i watch WONDER SHOWZEN and constructive criticism class is a breeze!!!!

wonder showzen by l ron April 21, 2005

Showzenism

A religion based off the MTV2 show Wonder Showzen. A devout follower of the show (see Showzenist). Showzenists pray to their god Lord Krondor and accept him as their savior. Showzenists snack of choice is Chewties.

Watching Wonder Showzen has converted me to Showzenism.

Showzenism by Percy Jones July 24, 2007