shizzlitus

Shizzlitus Has Been Likened To A Cancer Of The Soul After An Event Of Perticular Brilliance (Or A Shizztacular Thing Has Occured)

Although Non-Deadly Side-Effects Like Blindness Can Be Temporary Or Sometimes Not So Temporary (Perminant)

The Worst Cases Of The Disease Cause The Sufferer To Become Manically Depressed Due To The Fact That They Can See Nothing Of Such Brilliance Ever Happening To Them Again, And So Loose The Will To Live

Once Upon A Time Someone Called 'Romeo' Killed Himself Because Without His Girlfriend 'Juliet' His Life Would Have No Meaning (This Being Of His Suffering Of Shizzlitus), Then Upon Her Awaking To Find 'Romeo' Dead She Too Could See No Happyness In Her Life Without Him In Her Life(This Being Her Suffering Of Shizzlitus).

An In No Way Plagerised Tale Of Woe

by Sheva January 16, 2007

Shizzlepuss

When the vaginal crease smells like or is infected with fecal matter.

"Man, I was about to get all up in that until I smelled her shizzlepuss"

by bbowers3 July 22, 2012

Shizitus

When sumding wong and you donno how to go homo and you feel like somding worse than shit you may have a case of shizitus. (Shizitus) Disease when you puke, crap, pee, cry, ear boogers, sweat, bleed and get mad.

Yesterday jack was not too safe he was on the roof and had to take a shit but realized he had his ballsack stuck in a knot and bent between his legs and got jammed and superglued to the ceiling and thats when jack realized he had the case of Shizitus he got stuck and he released his shizitus everywhere

by Ballflapcrap August 9, 2019

fo'shizzlitious

150% sure. If I'm wrong, you can talk to me about calculus kinda thing. This means you are hardcore for real.

"Ian is a dumbass"
"Fo'shizzlitious"

by Jonathan Ruchlis February 5, 2007

Shizzletastic

Shizzletastic is a combination of the words shizzle and fantastic. It is a way of saying something is good except by saying shizzletastic it puts that thing onto a whole other level of amazingness. If something is shizzletastic it is practically god like, in fact it could probably kick gods ass by just thinking about it, thats how good it is to be shizzletastic.

Also words like shizzleistic, shizzlebombastic and shizzleicious all mean the same thing and can be used instead of shizzleistic at any time.

"I just took a massive turd, it was shizzleistic"

"I just won the lottery"
-"Thats pretty damn shizzletastic"

by Martyn S. Stewart August 30, 2008

shizzletastic

Shizzletastic is a combination of the words shizzle and fantastic. It is a way of saying something is good except by saying shizzletastic it puts that thing onto a whole other level of amazingness. If something is shizzletastic it is practically god like, in fact it could probably kick gods ass by just thinking about it, thats how good it is to be shizzletastic.

Also words like shizzleistic, shizzlebombastic and shizzleicious all mean the same thing and can be used instead of shizzleistic at any time.

"I just took a massive turd, it was shizzleistic"

"I just won the lottery"
-"Thats pretty damn shizzletastic"

by Martyn Stewart July 30, 2008

shiznituss

shiznituss another way to say shit that sounds sophisticated.

Holly shiznituss did you see that?

by pinkdaisy January 23, 2008