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shitty drunk

Soneone who thinks they are brilliant, well spoken and smooth when drunk, who in fact is not. Even when faced with cold hard facts and evidence of their shitty drunkenness whether it be pictures, witnesses, or broken things, will make excuses and justify their shitty drunken behavior, and continue to be shitty drunks.
Dooshbag, shit, faced, nightmare, my, bf, unfortunately

He was such a shitty drunk, he vowed he would never leave me and then tried to wrestle me, got me in a headlock and then stumbled to the bathroom to vomit.
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SHITTY DRUNK

When you smoke and drink at the same time and are just at complete “chill.”
Let’s gets cross faded af . Like shitty drunk not pissy drunk.( peeing is wild but shits are all chill )

The Smitty Drink 

2 shots disaronno and 2 shots crown apple topped with some ice.

Shlong will be long.
Let me get “the smitty drink”.
The Smitty Drink by Cookie888 July 26, 2023

the smitty drink 

2 Shots Disaronno and 2 Shots Crown Apple topped with ice
Man: “Let me get “the smitty drink”

Bartender: “be careful your shlong will get long.”
the smitty drink by Cookie888 July 26, 2023