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Shit Particles 

Steve: Hey Matt, i wouldn't eat that pizza. I let a solid one go near that
Matt: What the hell?
Steve: Yup, now there's shit particles on your food.

shit particle 

Discovered in the Large Haldron Collider. The shit particle has extremely high energy, possesses a positive spin and imparts on matter the ability to give a shit.
Moderate sized bodies like Mr Trump which have no shit particles are anti social, don't give a shit or in cases of complete depletion are sociopathic.
shit particle by woodsmoke July 26, 2016

Shittarticles 

The floating feces in the air in bathrooms; particularly public bathrooms where there are massive shit particles floating in the air.
The high school girls didn’t care about the shittarticles in the bathroom air as they were cutting class to make their TikToks.

Cover your toothbrush so the shittarticles don’t get on it!!

I can’t believe they actually hang out in the bathroom with all the shittarticles in the air!
Shittarticles by I am Thor June 26, 2025