shit couched 

When you're so intoxicated that you pass out butt naked on the couch.

My boy Nike was shit couched last semester and my other boy got a picture of that shit!

shit couched by J-Boogz Nestis May 1, 2009

shitcouched 

When one becomes so intoxicated that they fall unconscious on a couch and defecates.

Man, Sean was so shitcouched last night, I won't be taking any chances by sitting on his sofa.

shitcouched by a who in whoville October 19, 2011