(1) Someone who can find there way out of any shitty shitting situation using objects around them.
(2) Someone who can craft any handy tool out of nothing but their shit.
(2) Someone who can craft any handy tool out of nothing but their shit.
(1) While in Seville, Spain I shat in a public rest room. I later found out there was no toilet paper. Like any good shit macgyver, I wiped my ass with a trash bag the best available resource.
(1)Pooping with no lock in a public rest room can be tricky... a good shit macgyver would lock the door with his or her shoe lace.
(2) I was in dyer need of a philips head screwdriver. Good thing im an A CLASS Shit Macgyver.
(2) My friend is a natural born shit macgyver. He fixed my tooth ake with a swift finger of shit.
(1)Pooping with no lock in a public rest room can be tricky... a good shit macgyver would lock the door with his or her shoe lace.
(2) I was in dyer need of a philips head screwdriver. Good thing im an A CLASS Shit Macgyver.
(2) My friend is a natural born shit macgyver. He fixed my tooth ake with a swift finger of shit.
by Circus Freak January 10, 2010
After taking a mean shit, an act of desperation, usually by the lazy, using a piece of clothing (your roommate's socks, a t-shirt, a bath towel etc.) to wipe your dirty ass after realizing you have absolutely no paper products whatsoever in your house.
Roommate Kevin : "Dude, where are all my socks & towels? I had a ton!"
Fat Jack: "Man, I gotta confession to make. I've been too lazy to buy TP, so I've been wiping my ass clean with your socks & towels & then throwing them away."
Roommate Kevin: "Please tell me you're fucking joking, you lazy fat fuck! Why don't you use your own socks when you Macgyver Shit?!"
Fat Jack: "Man, I gotta confession to make. I've been too lazy to buy TP, so I've been wiping my ass clean with your socks & towels & then throwing them away."
Roommate Kevin: "Please tell me you're fucking joking, you lazy fat fuck! Why don't you use your own socks when you Macgyver Shit?!"
by Urban_Baby_101 January 27, 2014