by Perm One November 24, 2021
Making such sweet cunnilingus love to your woman that she covers your face in lady juice and you smile up at her with a Mexican grin.
I loved my woman so much she blessed with with a coating to make my smile angelic in the way of a shiny Gomez.
by TrickMcCready October 14, 2019
The act of defecating into one's penis and then ejaculating onto your hand to rub onto your penis then you have sex
by stinkface February 22, 2008
by DottieVATmistress May 17, 2016
by AbstractArtist May 18, 2017
When a guy bends his penis in half. The skin on the shaft then gets that tight and shiny appearance.
Last call at the bar
Drunk idiot: Hey sexy, wanna see my tight and shiny?!
Girl: What? Okay?? Wtf?
Drunk idiot: turns his back, fumbles with his pants, then
finally turns around.
Girl:?????
Drunk Idiot: ta daaaaaa
Girl: Gross! Pull yourself together! Creep.
Drunk idiot: Hey sexy, wanna see my tight and shiny?!
Girl: What? Okay?? Wtf?
Drunk idiot: turns his back, fumbles with his pants, then
finally turns around.
Girl:?????
Drunk Idiot: ta daaaaaa
Girl: Gross! Pull yourself together! Creep.
by melhorn April 3, 2022