shineophile

Used to describe someone that is unnaturally attracted to bright shinny objects.
This behavior is not exclusive to humans, it can also be observed in the animal kingdom. Some animals that help to exemplify this are cats, hedgehogs and moles.

Gollum is the quintessential shineophile.
or
Man, Jenny's hedgehog is a shineophile.

shineophile by BobLiesmith July 11, 2006

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Shipophile

A sick person who ships children with fully grown men.

(A word I made up so I can describe weird people like this. ((YES, shipophiles exist)) don't judge me).

Jessica: You and our teacher Mr Thompson would be such a cute couple.

You: "Eww, you're such a shipophile"

Shipophile by SmallPotata December 31, 2020

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shineophile • Sinophile • Shitophile • Shipophile • smileophile • Stinkophile

Sinophile

n. adj.

1) A person who is attracted to all things Chinese.

2) A term used to describe, often pejoratively, a person attracted to Chinese culture, food, women, men, history, etc...

Friend: You remember that one kid on the 2nd floor?
Me: Yeah, the one with an altar dedicated to the Han Emperor?
Friend: Yeah, that guy.
Me: He was such a Sinophile, so what about him?
Friend: His Chinese girlfriend broke up with him and married some Chinese guy.
Me: Ha, fail. We shall celebrate this glorious event.
Friend: Yes, I agree, but what are we specifically celebrating?
Me: We are celebrating the fact that nation of origin owns love.
Friend: Ha.

Sinophile by The H. July 26, 2008

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Sinophile

A person interested in China and Chinese people. They usually mean no harm and are the complete opposite of Sinoboo's. They respect the Chinese culture and tries their best to educate themselves in matters that revolve around the Sino-world.

What DOES Make You A Sinophile:

– Simply liking Chinese media aka cmedia (cpop, cdrama, donghua, cnovel, manhua, c-gaming, etc.)

– Studying the Chinese language (whether it's Mandarin, Cantonese, Hakka, etc.)
– Moving to or aspiring to move to China
– Dating a Chinese person

What DOESN'T Make You A Sinophile:
– Hating on China and being sinophobic (obvious)
– Dedicate your life to China & Chinese people (to the point where you can't live without them)

– Strictly dating only Chinese people (see: asian fever)

"I'm a sinophile."
"Oh, what does that mean?"
"I like everything Chinese"
"Cool !! So do i !!"

Sinophile by yourlocalsinophile January 23, 2021