if she breathes, she a hoe

Think about it: She's breathing the same oxygen these other niggas are breathing.. Just let that sink in.

Son: All these females keep breaking my heart
Dad: I'm telling you son, if she breathes, she a hoe

by 14o October 7, 2017

Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe

The process by which one loses all hope for a relationship with a female when the female in question not only friend-zones you, but also declares you to be “like a brother” to her.

Greg: I thought Sally really liked me so I made a move. Then she proceeded to say I was “like a brother”

Lionel: Man, that’s rough. Sorry bro, women suck!

Greg: I know she said she’s not interested, but should I hold out hope?

Lionel: Nah man, are you crazy?!! “Once you’re her bro, she ain’t your hoe!”

by Coffee rocks June 9, 2018