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FAT!, overweight!, protoplasmatically 'challenged', colloq; 'morphoplasty'

a "politically correct" term for those whose bodies 'go to seed' by either a hearty appetite!, (and/or poor diet) no exercise; or BOTH!

the ability of a human to become pear or blob shaped, thanks to the shape distorting influences of 'modern times'

the holidays specialize in shape distortion!!
jane became a victim of shape distortion after she turned forty!

jim was once a body-builder, but now looked like the michelin man, thanks to shape distortion...

john thought he saw the goodyear blimp, but it was just a shape distorted human...

judy 'lost' her butt AND arms! thanks to shape distortion!
by michael foolsley November 23, 2011
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