Shalking

When you're on your laptop or phone while on the toilet.
lit. Shitting and talking.

I was shalking to her the other night while I was on the toilet.

by Gelatini April 28, 2011

Shalk

to refer to something in a positive manner

dude your watch is soo shalk
man your pizza tasted so shalk

by roy da tigga ragu April 23, 2012

Cell Shalked

When you are in a public restroom and the person next to you is shitting and talking on their cell phone. When you are cell shalked, you feel uncomfortable, distressed and traumatized.

Dude, I got cell shalked when I went in to use the restroom, you'd think people could put down the phone and take a dump in peace, talk about traumatic.

by Veronica Paige May 8, 2015

Shalk

Utilizing a combination of two words, shit and talk, a shalk is a conversation held between two individuals, while taking shits, between two stalls.

Henry and Bill had a long shalk during halftime of the Jets game.

by EGood May 10, 2012