Sexfruit 

A child. i.e. a fruit of sex.

Woman 1: So how is little Josh?
Woman 2: Great! My little sexfruit is 3 months old now.
Woman 1: Wow! Time goes by so quickly.

Sexfruit by UltraSexFruitUSA August 30, 2009

sex fruit 

your kids

The judge prohibited the parents from naming their sex fruit "Sex Fruit".

sex fruit by soaresb December 22, 2008

sex fruit 

it's illegal to call your child sex fruit

mum: sex fruit
man: no

sex fruit by weirdgoo September 14, 2019