sexeek 

n. pl. sex·eek
1. A geek or nerd who is also sexy.
2. A sexy person who is also secretly a geek or nerd.

For use as a compliment for #1 or secretly in reference to #2.

Guy to his roommate: "Dude, she's so hot."
Roommate: "Yeah, I'd ask her out but I have to study for this midterm."
Guy: "Ask her for help. I heard she's a sexeek."
Roommate: "Thanks best roomie ever."

sexeek by CrazyJMiles October 12, 2009

sedeeking it

a form of masturbation where when you are caught masturbating under the covers you quickly say you are changing clothes to cover up the instance

Man, Damien was sedeeking it so many times yesterday!

sedeeking it by buckeyesrkool2828 January 2, 2010

Sexee 

When reffering to someone you plan/are going to have sex with. Often used by potentially sleazy individuals, who are looking for a one nighter.

That depends on who the sexee is.

She's my sexee for the night.

Sexee by RokketLawnChair October 6, 2008

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016