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semen face 

(noun): Often refering to a sluty female. This is because a slut will commonly get a face-full of semen when she is giving a male a blow job.

synonym: slut
semen face by rebecca</3 December 26, 2008

Seven Faces 

my favorite and one of the most recent songs of Slayer. This song is unlike most of their songs which deal with killing people and satan, but this one does relate to reliegon dealing with the seven fatal sins and how people change throught out their lives. So I can actually relate to this song which is very rare when it comes to Slayer because I don't not go around killing people and worshipping satan :P
Exert from "Seven Faces":

"My life came with it’s own scars
I don’t need you to tell me about your sorrow
I can’t say I’ve seen it all
But I live for the things that keep me hollow

Everyday I look into the mirror
Staring back I look less familiar
I’ve seen all seven faces
Each one looks a lot like me"
Seven Faces by cough* December 21, 2004

semen face 

(noun): Often refering to a sluty female. This is because a slut will commonly get a face-full of semen when she is giving a male a blow job.

synonym: slut
semen face by rebecca</3 July 20, 2008

face semen

The shit that comes out of acne.
Ew, Brad's scratching his acne. Here comes the face semen.
face semen by AggressiveExile October 1, 2017

Anyone who knows your name or has seen your face

Who I will settle for if I cannot get to any of you.
If it isn't you it will be Anyone who knows your name or has seen your face.

semenface 

a. someone who pisses you off so badly there is no result but to call them a semenface. A worthless person.

b. after ejaculating onto someone's face it is appropriate to call them a semenface.
a. God you are so damn annoying, shut the hell up semenface.
b. Awww that felt good, ha, look at you, you semenface.
semenface by juggle_boy January 20, 2007
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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