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Self Serve Blumpkin 

Similar to a Blumpkin except there is no second party involved. The self serve consists of jerking off while taking a dump. The self serve happens much more regularly because you do not have convince a slore to blow you when taking a crap.
Mike muth was on the prowl for a blumpkin but wasn't coming up with a suitable candidate, therefore he had to resort to the classic self serve blumpkin.

chuuya nakahara from the hit animanga series bungo stray dogs 

a very hot and attractive man that even grabs all the lesbians attention! im omni but holy shit all of chuuyatok are the lesbos!

hes a 5'3 ginger guy who definitely listens to chase atlantic cause hes fucking hot like that

anger issues clearly and is definitely a lil aroace gay ;3

when he is near dazai he is the definition of homosexuality caught on camera.
i love chuuya nakahara from the hit animanga series bungo stray dogs

sterie belly 

noun, adjective - dull ache perceived in the epigastric area after consuming a Sterie Stumpie milkshake. Thought to be associated with the curdling of unpasteurised milk combined from various petting zoo animals ie cows, goat, pony, llama and so on and so forth.
Hey Andy, what's up, you ok??

Nah dude, just smashed a Sterie too quick, and now I'm dealing with a bad case of Sterie belly.

Rookie misktake..
sterie belly by dr eric shin September 15, 2011

Bandar Seri Begawan 

it is the capital of Brunei Darussalam, and is located at Brunei-Muara district. The most populated district in Brunei
I went to Bandar Seri Begawan last week.

seri brah 

it refers to the shortened term "seriously brother" as similar to the grey anatomy phenomanan of the term "seriously"
Subject A: She totally faceboinked him last night in the car
Subject B: Seri Brah! No she didnt!

Serve ball check 

When, before participating in a threesome, you have to discard a few people so it doesn't turn into an orgy. You have a quick look at them and select the fittest.
- So, did you fuck all of them?
- Nah, I serve ball checked them quick and tossed the ones who were still unnaked
Serve ball check by fikconker October 22, 2016