Similar to a Blumpkin except there is no second party involved. The self serve consists of jerking off while taking a dump. The self serve happens much more regularly because you do not have convince a slore to blow you when taking a crap.
Mike muth was on the prowl for a blumpkin but wasn't coming up with a suitable candidate, therefore he had to resort to the classic self serve blumpkin.
noun, adjective - dull ache perceived in the epigastric area after consuming a Sterie Stumpie milkshake. Thought to be associated with the curdling of unpasteurised milk combined from various petting zoo animals ie cows, goat, pony, llama and so on and so forth.
When, before participating in a threesome, you have to discard a few people so it doesn't turn into an orgy. You have a quick look at them and select the fittest.
- So, did youfuck all of them?
- Nah, I serve ball checked them quick and tossed the ones who were still unnaked