The scientific phenomena of a highly effeminate man or manlike being metamorphing into a soccermom/girls soccer coach with his penis spontaneously changing into a whistle.
O dude! Did you hear that Steve got so into coaching those 3rd grade girls soccer team that he actually ended up as a Squella for gods sake!!
When the ending to a television show, book, or movie would work far too well into a sequel or followup of any sort, or the ending of the item is left open expressly for the purpose of a sequel.