senior chief

A member of the U.S. Navy that can pretty much do whatever they what and get away with it due to their appointment by congress.

Senior chief totally got a blow job in the office last week from a junior sailor. Cant do shit though cause he's a senior chief.

Sailor: Senior, why are you still trying to stay in the Navy after 20 years?

Senior Chief: Cause I love fucking younger girls and I'm to much of a jabroni to hack it in the real world.

senior chief by joe navy sailor November 8, 2007

Senior Chief

Enlisted Rank 8 of the United States Navy. They are filled with a seething hatred for all life and forms of enjoyment. Virtually indestructible and capable of killing a terrorist from >4miles away with a single 'chief hand'.

I was strolling up the spine today with my cover off in my N dubs and a senior chief showed up out of nowhere. never again...

"Did you see that senior chief wrestle that alligator last week? now he's got super sat boots. "
"No way!Man I wish I was that BAMF"

Senior Chief by Not a Chief January 10, 2012

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Senior Chief Cummings

A senior enlisted TACAMITE veteran of the United States Navy. A silver-tongued devil that has mastered the use of the English language. His quips are usually directed towards others who may be arrogant, stupid or careless enough to attempt to challenge the TACAMO Jedi of Jargon to a verbal war of words. Warning: Do not challenge him, you will lose. Although usually unprovoked, he sometimes enjoys luring Junior Officers and Chief Petty Officer selectees into a well placed linguistic trap.

Did you hear that Chief pull a "Senior Chief Cummings" on that Lieutenant? He probably won't leave the Wardroom for days.

Senior Chief Cummings by Black Shoe December 12, 2010

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Senior Chief John Loe

Senior Chief John Loe speaks fluent Braille.

Senior Chief John Loe killed two stones with one bird.

Senior Chief John Loe one threw a grenade and killed 20 men, then it exploded.
Chief John Loe doesn’t do push-ups, he simply moves the planet away from him and pulls it back.

When Senior Chief John Loe orders a rare steak they bring him unicorn.

Senior Chief John Loe by InferiorToChiefJohnLoe June 17, 2021

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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