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1. A trend of the modern era 2007+ that refers to the transitional stage that year 9 students go through as they move from the 'being part of the group' stage to 'there is no one else in the "youniverse" stage.
2. A term to describe 15 year olds who, for some strange reason, cannot hear another persons voice.
I left the class room with half my students, the selfabsorbs however, didn't realize we had left for over half an hour.
by Mr Schroeder May 31, 2007
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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