sejii
A strong and athletic person who loves to give jokes in a very sarcastic way. A Sejii is very straightforward and somewhat dark but can be depended on to give a joke.
sejii by sejii_reid 1990 November 20, 2021
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seji
Did you see that seji painting?
Well duh! everyone has!
It made me feel good on the inside like a hug
Well duh! everyone has!
It made me feel good on the inside like a hug
seji by mizuki-rin January 30, 2009
Sejuiced
"Mrs. Jefferson sejuiced that young black man from down the street with some of her homemade fruit punch."
Sejuiced by sphillips609 March 7, 2010
seiji
1. the sexiest most beautiful asian you will ever see. everyone loves him, hes sweet and charming and is the only asian to ever to have a big dick. he does some dumbass stuff sometimes. everyone thinks hes on drugs, but he just has no common sense.
1."omg, you know that guy seiji?"
"yeah hes so amazing i love him!"
2."wow seiji is cool, too bad hes on drugs."
"hes not."
"are you kidding he just tried to smoke a chair leg!"
"hes just dumb."
"oh."
"yeah hes so amazing i love him!"
2."wow seiji is cool, too bad hes on drugs."
"hes not."
"are you kidding he just tried to smoke a chair leg!"
"hes just dumb."
"oh."
seiji by theneverendingcircle January 4, 2012
Seliina
Scandinavian for 'summer moon' . The type of girl that always has at least three guys after her. She isn't super hot but has one of those personalities that people are attracted to. Overcompensates in being kind but has a dark side. Not the type of girl you want to cross, especially when it comes to protecting her friends. One you can trust with anything. Seliinas are very understanding individuals.
Seliina seliina selina selena That girl, Seliina, just about ripped my arm off when I shoved her friend.
Seliina by Threer0ses May 2, 2015
sejmis sandwich
When a slut situates herself between two guys, giving her easy access to give hand jobs to both parties.
Person #1: Look at that girl over there, making a sejmis sandwich.
Person #2: Looks like both guys are gonna have a good time.
Person #2: Looks like both guys are gonna have a good time.
sejmis sandwich by madame psychosis June 18, 2011
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.