A statement of the intention to fart worked nonchalantly into an unrelated conversation and immediately followed by an actual fart.
Person A: "Should you put your laundry in the washing machine now?"
Person B: "No, I don't want to leave it sitting in the washing machine. I don't want to leave my fart sitting in my butt either."
Person B: *farts*
Person A: "Nice fart segue."
Person B: "No, I don't want to leave it sitting in the washing machine. I don't want to leave my fart sitting in my butt either."
Person B: *farts*
Person A: "Nice fart segue."
by Kenzou Tenma February 25, 2008
To redirect a conversation in an unexpected direction, with unfortunate consequences; similar to "pulling a clavin"
Person A: Speaking of parents, how's your mother?
Person B: She died yesterday.
Person A: Oh, my ... I didn't mean to segue off a cliff.
Person B: She died yesterday.
Person A: Oh, my ... I didn't mean to segue off a cliff.
by CannonOwner September 28, 2010
1. A tactic employed by "Jam Bands" that doesn't actually involve jamming, but takes one riff that gets repeated over and over until the band decrescendos and then quickly drops into another song without any relationship to the previous song.
2. The way Phish avoids thematic jamming and still makes setlists that look good on paper
2. The way Phish avoids thematic jamming and still makes setlists that look good on paper
by Aaron Magner September 10, 2010
the art of, getting out of/appropriately interrupting, a conversation for the sake of taking a shit.
1: after all that, i can't believe we made it to the finals.
2: yeah. anyway speaking of bad segue's. I'm gonna go take a shit.
2: yeah. anyway speaking of bad segue's. I'm gonna go take a shit.
by Abominable Sven July 9, 2021