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seems like 

...comes across to this uneducated individual, due to first-hand experience from their 110% urban street life, like...
Seems like Sammy's Italian deli, several blocks down, is closed, even though it's Thursday afternoon. Can't quite make it out from this here 'partment. 'S rainin' cats 'n dogs. Don't got no inernet, m'phone's dead, powr's out (@ least on my block), so i can't pull up no day'is number, don't got no paper wit no coupons, dunno Sam's address, 'n don't got nobody comin in or out willin'a search 'im on dey 'is phone.
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WHATS OCCURED ANOTHER FATAL ERROR FILLING LESSER SOULS WITH RAGING TERROR NEVER INTENDED TO BE A SCARER SEEMS LIKE YOU WANT MORE FROM ME! 

As seen in Maimy's Fatality With Lyrics.
Fatal: WHATS OCCURED ANOTHER FATAL ERROR FILLING LESSER SOULS WITH RAGING TERROR NEVER INTENDED TO BE A SCARER SEEMS LIKE YOU WANT MORE FROM ME!
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shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds

Texas slang for someone who is shaking with tremors.
That dude was so cold he was 'shaking like a dog shitting peach seeds.'

You 👊 are tempted 😍😘 by my 😏 smell 👃 like a bee 🐝 that seeks 👀 honey 🍯

A sentence meaning exactly what it says.

From the song "Hope in the Dark" by Luxiem
"You 👊 are tempted 😍😘 by my 😏 smell 👃 like a bee 🐝 that seeks 👀 honey 🍯"
- Ike Eveland, 2022

You 👊 are tempted 😍😘 by my 😏 smell 👃 like a bee 🐝 that seeks 👀 honey 🍯

the best sentence ever by all of NIJISANJI EN. Created by Ike Eveland, a Novelist with adorable yawns.
"hey luca.."
"yeah?"
"you..."
"i..?"
"You 👊 are tempted 😍😘 by my 😏 smell 👃 like a bee 🐝 that seeks 👀 honey 🍯"

Drift Around Sluts Like A Sunflower Seeds

Drift Around Sluts Like A Sunflower Seeds
Drift Around Sluts Like A Sunflower Seeds
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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