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Sebastain 

Man sebastain is fucking dumb
Sebastain by Bruh jo November 7, 2019

sebastain bach 

Sebastain Bach was the lead singer of the hair metal band called Skid Row in the 1980s. He since has went on to act and perform in other bands. He has many female fans that think he is perfection.
Oh my gosh Sebastain Bach has a sexy voice AND is so hot!

Sebastain Solace 

a popular charater from roblox game "pressure" mix DNA of a female angler fish, blue whale, a great white shark, a silver spinyfin, a mantis shrimp and a sea snake.
guy1: whos that one fish from pressure

guy2: sebastain solace

guy1: oh
Sebastain Solace by ligmasigma September 17, 2024

sebastian stan 

Meme Lord (tho he pronounces it as "me-me") also known as Sexy Seabass, Vanilla Ice, Winter Boo Bear, Wiener Soldier, and Sebastian Satan.

Lost Romanian Puppy, who doesn't know anything, ever...

Space Nerd.

Loves karaoke.

Took his girlfriend to McDonald's to get a happy meal after losing his virginity at the Time Hotel in Times Square.

Can't kill a spider cause he is a fluffball.

Goes from cinnamon roll to sinnamon daddy in 0.00091 seconds

His jawline is more structured than your life (let's face it, it's true)

Those thighs of betrayal and what's between them is the reason you sin at night (or maybe 24/7 if you are a hoe)

Adorkable flirty ass who just wants to eat microwaved cookie dough quest bars and talk about lube (or use it...in his hair)

Will probably show you to the beach if you ask nicely...

*Warnings: don't leave your bags at the movie theater cause he will go through them to make sure it's not a bomb; can shamelessly lurk on your instagram stories
Here's a question: do you like Sebastian Stan? If your answer is "no" then here's another one: WHY THE FUCK ARE U LYING, BITCH???
sebastian stan by nutella clit August 15, 2016

Sebastian stan 

The cause of my depression (not really) but he is known for the tv show once upon a time and DAmn, and HES most famously known for the captain America movies. By the way, BUCKY BARNES IS NOT A VILLAIN!
Sebastian Stan makes his fans so happy, it warms my heart.

sebastian stan 

Cutest motherfucker in the world who runs a Chris Evans' fan club.

Most known for his THIGHS OF BETRAYAL
sebastian stan by Agent Drom November 5, 2014