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Pronounced say-ow. As in "pull a seau." To announce your intentions, then do just the opposite. Based on the very public, and emotional "retirement" of NFL linebacker Junior Seau, followed within days by his signing for another season with a new team.

He's quitting politics? Probably just doing a seau.

seau by bolter August 31, 2006

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Junior Seau

A linebacker for the New England Patriots who attended USC. The San Diego Chargers drafted him with the fifth pick in the 1990 NFL Draft. The pick paid off, as Seau (pronounced "say ow") has recorded more than 1000 tackles in his career. Seau has also played for the Miami Dolphins in his 17-year career. He is destined to be inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame.

Junior Seau was recently named a team captain by the Patriots. Sometime between 1998 and 2000, Seau had to restrain Ryan Leaf after Leaf cursed into a camera.

Junior Seau by Fifi McFeef September 19, 2007

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Seauth

Seauth is a name derived of of Seth

pronounced

S-ea-u-th

The word it’s derived off of means anointed/ compensation in Hebrew

In Japanese it means world protect

“Hey. Isn’t that Seauth over there??”

Seauth by Thy lover boy July 31, 2019

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seaunt

a small fur bearing creature that consumes massive quantities of meat without choking or gagging.

a cock is the perfect meal for the seaunt's survival

seaunt by prissypussy December 29, 2009

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seaulo

/ˈsəʊləʊ/
sow·low

noun.
The longer version of solo.

It was a big gamble for her to leave the band and go solo.
Han Seaulo is my favorite character in 'Star Wars'.
She wanted to fly solo across the Atlantic.

seaulo by HanSeaulo January 12, 2021

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seaux

“so” … but make it slay

that meal was seaux tasty!!

seaux by nickmullensgf June 23, 2022

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Buck me seautiful

1. Alternate word code for "Suck me beautiful." Usually used in a setting where you can't be saying those things out loud, like at school.

2. Phrase used as a comeback when someone tells you to do something

Some hot girls walk by at school, but the teacher is next to you so you say "Buck me seautiful"

Dan-"Go get me some chips"
Smithy-"Buck me seautiful"

Buck me seautiful by DLo & Smithy November 18, 2007

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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