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scunt bag 

scunt bag: a councilite male who will mack on to any female in the hope of passing down his useless sperm in order to get a council house and use the bockety child to get a passport on the council board..

these guys usually fail at relationships and can be seen regulary munching at the eurosaver menu at mcdonalds
scunt bag one: oiii craighhh wanna head down to scunderland and grab a few eurosavers mate??

scunt bag two: yeahh one min (after unsucessfully trying to pull AN OVERWEIGHT michelle), ready to scunt mate,lets grab a few scoops first eh??
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scunt bag 

a mixture of a slut, cunt and douche bag. usually sleeps around and has seen her fair share of the male reproductive organs.
"did you hear about how many guys she went down on at the party...what a scunt bag."
scunt bag by rook221xxx January 9, 2009

scunt bag titty whore 

Loud mouth, top heavy, tight clothes wearing bimbo usually found begging for drinks at the bar with so much cleavage showing it looks like a fat midget is mooning you through her halter top. Can be spotted from behind by her long dry ass frizzy hair, foot long cigarette, and loud cackle laughing. Known to threaten guys with a physical ass whooping, or in any bar sport such as darts or billiards once intoxicated. As the alcohol intake rises so will her hatred for all the men around her. At this point will begin cursing any man who walks by, as well as the random insults to women who are better looking than her. Upon a few more drinks the fit will pass, and she will end up showing her tits to, and blowing in the parking lot the next guy who buys her a drink. The guy will usually be at least twice her age and half her size. Once returning inside the bar she will find her ride has left her, and begin the rampage again only to end up crying and on the curb outside the bar bumming cigarettes, begging for a ride so she can pick up her four kids from her sisters house. You go girl.
damn dude what's that girls problem?

Shit that's just Cathy. She is a scunt bag titty whore. She thinks everyone wants to see her triple F tits, and distorted rose tattoo. Just keep your eye on her, three more drinks and she will have old gray beards nuts on her chin over there.

Oh I thought they were shooting an episode of Dogg the bounty Hunter up in this bitch or something.

skunt bag 

instead of a douche bag its skunt bag
boy: hey man hows it going.
Man: shut up skunt bag
skunt bag by bobbyman November 19, 2007

scun bag 

an mix of cunt and scum bag the best word to use when ure mad at someone
ma can i please go to the party u stupid scun bag. JEN BOCCHINO
scun bag by robertooo February 27, 2008

Scut Bag 

A woman who does not wash after intercourse. A recepticle for semen.
She was just a dirty scut bag. She was minging down there.
Scut Bag by Steve Zodiac January 14, 2012

Stunt Bags 

(noun) excessively large breast implants. Usually referenced as such when they are paired with revealing and tight fitting support clothing that pushes them up and out to cause them to form a nearly flat surface on top.

Most prevalent with larger women that choose to get DD+ breast implants to compensate/compliment their fuller figure.
"She is dumb as a box of rocks, but she is redeemed by the stunt bags (she has)."

"With hips like those, she could really use a pair of stunt bags to round out her figure."
Stunt Bags by Mark in San Bruno August 15, 2012
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