scud missile 

when you are standing there minding your own business and then WHAM! Out shoots a turd that squishes into the insides of your underwear (or boxers) so fast that you dont even know its coming.
This is often the cause of alot of ridicule and name calling. In fact, you may just be "The kid who should wear diapers" for the rest of your life. Or just for the duration of the school year.

OMG! Look at that kid! He just shot out a scud missile right in the middle of wal-mart!

scud missile by rachael wiegand July 6, 2008

Armenian Scud Missile 

A cum shot to the eye from a distance

I gave her an Armenian Scud Missile and she freaked out, yelling "Its in my eye! Its in my eye!". All in all it was a good thursday.

Armenian Scud Missile by schoolsoutforsummer May 30, 2011

scud missiles 

A plastic bag filled with human excrement thrown out of a window. Common in undeveloped nations where toliets in houses are rare.

Scud missiles, everybody duck!!

scud missiles by Timothy J. Tucker March 22, 2009

spudmissile

Username of a gamer. Who plays below average. Button masher.

Spudmissile logged on to his computer.

spudmissile by Zendraz October 15, 2019