The religion based off of the equal dimension that exists called sacred heart hospital. The equivalent of jesus is known as John Dorian. God whose true name be Percival Cox. Though he prefer's Perry, we call him god. The brown bear, the keeper of the night, whose real name be Christopher Turk. This religion was established June 3, 2009. For uplifting words from our god please visit www.coxisms.com.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.