scrotex

The entire male genital area, including the grundle and rectum. Derived from the early Latin "Scrotum," meaning "scrotum," and "Complex," meaning "complex." While it was originally referred to as the "scrotexal complex," the term was eventually simplified to merely "scrotex."

Dude 1: After working out at the gym, my whole scrotex stinks.
Dude 2: Stinks like what?
Dude 1: Stinks like scrotex.
Dude 2: Woof!

by Scrotexyak November 11, 2004

Scrotex

Aerosol deodorant spray for the ass/scrotum area of the male. Also, the male version of FDS Spray for women.

"Lancecastor's balls are smelling kind of stale, you might want to pick him up a can of Scrotex at the pharmacy"

by Angeleenabobeena December 21, 2003

Scrotex

Noun; The first masculine hygiene product created specifically to absorb the hard to cover smell of grundle sweat.

Person #1: "Hey Steve, didn't you have marching band practice today"?
Person #2: "Well yes I did Irvin".
Person #1: "Why can't I smell your nut sack like usual"?
Person #2: "Why that's because I'm wearing new SCROTEX"!!
Person #1: "What is that Steve"?
Person #2: "Why it's only the single greatest invention since the deodorant maxi-pad".

NARRATOR: NEW SCROTEX!!!

by Mike Williams and Sam Slaughter June 11, 2006

old scrotey

A nickname for the male nut sack, more properly known as the scrotum. For full effect, say in a cowboy accent.

Cowboy Bob: Howdy, ma'am, would ya like a little peek at Old Scrotey?

by meowlnir August 3, 2014

Scrotemeal

A tradional hearty oat-based porridge flavored by sweat produced betwixt a man's leg and scrotum.

A midwestern tradition passed down from decades of plains' settlers, scrotemeal is traditionally made by hanging a bag of oats between the leg and scrotum. The harder the days work, the richer the essence of scrote and consequently the higher quality of scrotemeal.

Lester Figgins,who just won his seventh consecutive blue ribbon for his scrotemeal entry at the Anoka County fair, said the secret to a bold flavor is never showering.

Wade: "Matt, WTF... your lunchbox smells like ball, what gives?!"
Matt: "That's the scrotemeal my Daddy packed me for lunch."

by ChimBob Richalds June 16, 2013

scrote grapes

Old Suffolk slang for testicles

I just put my scrote grapes on Laurie's face

by Jeff Warburton June 9, 2021

Scrotesque

1. Having the unpleasant qualities of the scrotum, including the wrinkliness and flaccid squashiness thereto attributed.
2. Appearing to have the odor of an unwashed nut-sac.

Oh duuuude, that old man leering at you is scrotesque!

by Valerie February 3, 2005