scrotch on the rocks

when you spill your scotch on your lap and freeze your rocks

excited jumping up to greet someone and forgetting that you had a drink between your legs

the person you greet exclaims ' damn, looks like you got total scrotch on the rocks, comrade!' (and of course your comrade and half the club laugh hysterically while your rocks recede painfully up into your chest)

scrotch on the rocks by Deadskin July 7, 2009

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Scotch on the rocks

Blowing your load into a gal's mouth and then putting your bawls in her mouf.

Lindsay wanted some fun so I served her a Scotch on the rocks.

Scotch on the rocks by FedInTheA July 14, 2010

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Scotch on the rocks

When someone urinates on a man's testicles.

I was at Alfie's last night, and Harry gave me a lovely scotch on the rocks before bed

Scotch on the rocks by Scotch on the rocks May 11, 2014

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