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Scroncho 

When ending intercourse, or felatio, a man taps the glans of his penis upon the lips of cheek of a female (or other man) and yells "Scroncho!" as he ejaculates.
A:Yo man, that chick looks busted.
B:I'd totally scroncho her though.

A:I did your mom last night eheuheueh
B:I scroncho'd your mom last night
Scroncho by Sammy1251 November 6, 2007
Words you can keep
That thing Jodie Whittaker does when she smiles.
See? That girl does the nose scronch too.
Scronch by ThirteeenthDoctoor January 8, 2019
The way of saying kill in surreal meme language
Meme man: I will scronch you
Orang:AAAAA
Scronch by Nesquikkid September 7, 2019
To forcibly take
"That is a very nice 🅱epis you have. Would be a shame if an interdimentional fruit being were to scronch it"- Orang
scronch by doragon88 May 30, 2018
Jabbing someone between the rib cadge and their hip.
causing them to giggle and laugh.
"you just got scronched!"
scronch by spagetti sauce December 13, 2017

el skroncho 

when you fart and a little bit of feces sprays out
"dude, i gotta check my underwear. i think i just el skroncho'd my pants"
el skroncho by xcyzek November 1, 2017

Scroncha 

Dirty shore (woman), who belongs to the streets.
I don't mess with scronchas.
She's a scroncha bro don't mess with her.
Scroncha by Aboogi3 February 16, 2021
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