scrogical 

The process of invoking Screwy Logic. Invalid, inconsistent.
skilled in scrogic b :invalid : illogical
2 : incapable of reasoning or of using reason in an orderly cogent fashion <an illogical thinker>

The engineering department came up with this plan to put screen doors on our submarine. It's completely scrogical.

Well, it looks good on paper, but it's scrogical. It will never work like that.

scrogical by Froolap March 28, 2010

The Surgical 

Perfomed when there is a massive floater in the toilet and you really need to take a 'slash'. Involves wearing your coat back to front to avoid contamination.

Dude A: 'dude! there was a giant floater in the toilet'
Dude B: 'time for the surgical...'

The Surgical by Daniel a.k.a Benjamin October 27, 2005

surgical tech 

The one person who makes surgery possible. Strong, independent, reliable, motivated, determined, hard working, 100% Bad-Ass.

...What do you for a living?
I’m a Surgical Tech
...man, that’s Bad-Ass bro

surgical tech by That’s right May 27, 2018

Dutch Surgical Mask 

The act of farting into one's hand(s) and placing over an unexpecting victim's face, making sure to cover both the nose and mouth.
*Note(Highly effective when combined with a Shart)

Tyler quietly eased himself into his sleeping sister's room. Sharted into his hand and placed it over her face and yelled "DUTCH SURGICAL MASK BEOTCH!!!"

Dutch Surgical Mask by Casper79 March 22, 2008

surgical strike

When you’ve got to get in there and remove a possibly life-threatening wedgie before it spreads. In-and-out. Precise. Non-evasive. Take a little time to recover, and you’ll be good-as-new in no time.

Ralph’s Surgical Strike to his lumpy cotton briefs was deep, but precise; the only scarring it left was on the memories of those who witnessed.

surgical strike by Tommy_John December 3, 2015

mid-surgical fartstorm 

An especially powerful barrage of deadly flatulence emitted during a surgical procedure.

Dad’s surgeon told me that in the middle of it all, Dad’s eyes suddenly ripped open and a sudden mid-surgical fartstorm engulfed the entire surgical team!

mid-surgical fartstorm by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

Scroticular 

of or pertaining to the scrotum

When Bill sat on his nuts, he pinched a scroticular nerve

Scroticular by Ryan O'Beirne July 25, 2003