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scripted bitch

The scripted bitch never takes responsibility and always puts the blame on somebody else, usually someone who told them what to do or somebody who makes a great scapegoat. This is an accomplishment when one sets out to be as innocent as possible and succeeds in convincing themselves they are innocent when they are in fact NOT innocent and others are fully aware this is true. Without any recourse, however, these people are left with the option of talking behind this persons back, perhaps calling them names. But this is risky, because the scripted bitch is somehow able pull miraculous wool over the eyes of authority and peacekeepers. The scripted bitch is a center of controversy in social circles, offices, and churches- anywhere because people are this way sometimes.
I can't trust that guy. I don't know what he's thinking and people like him, even though he stabs everyone in da back, yo. He's a scripted bitch cuz he keeps gettin away with it. Sumppn's up.
scripted bitch by Bad Pit October 13, 2015
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bitch-scripted 

When a man listens to all the "blah blah blah" bitch drama his current girlfriend has, and then calls or speaks to his ex-wife or baby's momma like he's forgotten who he's talking to, repeating phrases he has picked up from his whiny insecure bitch girlfriend.
Woman: Girl, my ex called me yesterday sounding all bitch-scripted, talking about I'm trying to keep the kids away from him to hurt him!

Woman's friend: What? Where's that coming from? You never even asked him to pay child support!

Woman: I know! He's forgotten who he's talking to, since his whiny ass girlfriend has all that drama with her baby daddy.
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026

SkyPesos 

Delta SkyMiles, also known as SkyPesos, is the frequent flyer program of Delta Airlines. It has a very poor value and hard to use.
- I'm trying to book an award flight to Paris, but I only have 70,000 SkyPesos
- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
SkyPesos by 404_name_not_found December 6, 2018
Word of the Day on August 14, 2026

Quiche Peanemis

Quirky niche peak cinema analysis
It describes the analysis of a media piece which is quirky and niche, yet peak.
Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
Quiche Peanemis by Mushroom2241 June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on August 13, 2026

Hate Draft

1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.

2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Hate Draft by pffler September 1, 2009
Word of the Day on August 12, 2026
"I can pull James Bond stunts in a jalopy."
jalopy by watson November 20, 2002
Word of the Day on August 11, 2026