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Scoouchebag 

A person who very poorly rides a scooter on public roads with little to no regard for traffic laws or other vehicles.
We were ready to turn at the stop sign, but got cut off by the scoouchebag with the mullet.
Scoouchebag by Ghostchild June 4, 2017
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stouchebag 

a stouchebag is as it sounds, a combination of the words stupid and douchebag, used to describe a person of extreme idiocy.
Wow, I've seen some dumbasses in my life, but that stouchebag just takes the cake.
stouchebag by poopoopoo1 October 30, 2007

Scouchebag 

The combination of scumbag and douchebag combined by Tim AKA "Scrow"
Dude max is a scouchebag
Scouchebag by Spam666420 January 21, 2009

Souchebag 

It's like a douchebag, but for cyclists
omg, this souchebag cyclist just cut me off
Souchebag by LemonySnickets October 22, 2020

schmouchebag 

A generally irritating individual, generally male, that exhibits a verbal display of over-valuing the sound of his/her voice and opinions, and and under-valuing the potential contributions of his/her companion of the moment. Said opinion, developed and expressed on almost everything, is delivered with suggestive or self-serving overtones in order to inflate the orator's opinion of self and/or to garner a sexual experience from the companion. Said conversations tend not to last very long or achieve intended results, unless companion is under the influence of alcohol or other vision/hearing/perception-altering substances. Arising from English "schmoozer" and "douchebag".
Look at shitgrin Derek over there trying to get into CindyLou's pants by talking her up about his dumb Subaru Brat...what a total SCHMOUCHEBAG!!

"No I will not sleep with you, schmouchebag!!"
schmouchebag by notbuyingit August 27, 2013

Scadouchebag

The word "douchebag" with an extra "sca" added to the front to make it more defined or badass. Mostly used by people who are pissed off.
You: "Bro, did you hear about that new guy who keeps hitting on my girl!"

Friend: "Yeah, he is a total scadouchebag to the Nth degree!"
Scadouchebag by JoNnY_LaPoInTe August 15, 2010

spouchebag

Sports douchebag. Some one who knows and or talks too much about sports to the point where the look like a douchebag. Spouchebag.
My friend is a spouchebag. He knows every sports players shoe size, how many hairs they have on theyre ass, and will probably buy theyre dirty bath water on ebay if its available.
spouchebag by b_radisrad April 24, 2014
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