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An event that is considered "almost bad-ass" or "not quite bad-ass"; running with scissors. (In place of a verb)

Holy sh*t! That guy just totally scissor ran that handy-capped parking spot with his motorcycle!; Woah! Dude, you can't just scissor run that guy with your car! There was a stop sign there!; OMG!! I just scissor ran that fire hydrant... even though it was only two feet tall.

scissor run by ETON SOUPE January 26, 2015

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The Runny Scissor

When you and a partner assume the scissor position and spray Diarrhea at the same time.

"Hey wanna come back to my place so we can do The Runny Scissor?"

The Runny Scissor by SirOdinson May 23, 2023

running with scissors

Doing something dangerous and reckless. Doing something forbidden due to the potential danger in it.

"You know your running with scissors acting like that, right ?"

running with scissors by Kotlar Ben July 4, 2008

running with scissors

Doing things your own way putting convention to the side.

"He's running with scissors on that one to create something completely unique."

running with scissors by rescuederek January 3, 2006

running with scissors

Living on the edge often with a little bit of a strange, quirky, humorous and spontaneous type personality but otherwise normal enough to blend in with most crowds.

I like running with scissors in my hand..haha.

running with scissors by honestguy87110 April 30, 2010

running with scissors

A movie directed by Ryan Murphy, based on an autobiography written by Augusten Burrough. It tells the story of a young man growing up in a crazy family in the 70s.

I thought running with scissors was a great movie

running with scissors by redcomrad February 16, 2007

Running with scissors

A way to text some one that you are getting high or are high without actually saying so directly. You know you shouldnt do it but its so much fun when you do.

Stoner:"Duuuude, im totally running with scissors right now!"

Lame Friend:"Isnt that bad or illegal or something?"

Stoner:"Ya, something like that... but its fun so i do it anyway

Running with scissors by J ROCK x7 July 24, 2010

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026