scissor run

An event that is considered "almost bad-ass" or "not quite bad-ass"; running with scissors. (In place of a verb)

Holy sh*t! That guy just totally scissor ran that handy-capped parking spot with his motorcycle!; Woah! Dude, you can't just scissor run that guy with your car! There was a stop sign there!; OMG!! I just scissor ran that fire hydrant... even though it was only two feet tall.

by ETON SOUPE January 26, 2015

The Runny Scissor

When you and a partner assume the scissor position and spray Diarrhea at the same time.

"Hey wanna come back to my place so we can do The Runny Scissor?"

by SirOdinson May 23, 2023

running with scissors

Doing something dangerous and reckless. Doing something forbidden due to the potential danger in it.

"You know your running with scissors acting like that, right ?"

by Kotlar Ben July 4, 2008

running with scissors

Doing things your own way putting convention to the side.

"He's running with scissors on that one to create something completely unique."

by rescuederek January 3, 2006

running with scissors

Living on the edge often with a little bit of a strange, quirky, humorous and spontaneous type personality but otherwise normal enough to blend in with most crowds.

I like running with scissors in my hand..haha.

by honestguy87110 April 30, 2010

running with scissors

A movie directed by Ryan Murphy, based on an autobiography written by Augusten Burrough. It tells the story of a young man growing up in a crazy family in the 70s.

I thought running with scissors was a great movie

by redcomrad February 16, 2007

Running with scissors

A way to text some one that you are getting high or are high without actually saying so directly. You know you shouldnt do it but its so much fun when you do.

Stoner:"Duuuude, im totally running with scissors right now!"

Lame Friend:"Isnt that bad or illegal or something?"

Stoner:"Ya, something like that... but its fun so i do it anyway

by J ROCK x7 July 24, 2010