Scientmatician 

Someone who studies science in a meaningful way, unlike their counterparts the 'scientists'. See also scientmagician

Bill was going to become a scientist and be boring, but instead he became a scientmatician and doesn't suck!

Scientmatician by Wheresmyhandle April 27, 2017

Scientmagician

One who uses real science as part of an act of magic in front of an audience. See also scientmatician

We are going to see the show tonight! He's a scientmagician and he's only in town for two nights!

Scientmagician by Wheresmyhandle April 27, 2017