Schwump

The noise made when when placing a condom on a penis in a non- "lovey-dovey" way.

She was so eager to get him inside her she placed the condom on him with a loud schwump.

by skipbee April 22, 2010

Schwump

The act of maneuvering a motor vehicle in such a manner that could be considered “cutting someone off” if it was not so well executed. Often accompanied by the operator of the motor vehicle executing the maneuver exclaiming, “Schwump!”

Hold on, I’m going to Schwump right on in front here to make our turn… Schwump!

Bro tried to Schwump and totally failed.

by GoatCantEven February 18, 2024