Schwenker

A piece of meat, mostly used in the German state of Saarland, also applicable as an insult.

"Hey you got some more schwenkers on the grill?"

"Bro... You're such a fucking schwenker."

by Michaesine August 19, 2017

Schwenker

A really short person incapable of playing any sports or working in any job. Usually becomes a virgin at the age of 10.

That guy just fumbled a handoff. He just Schwenker'd.

by Dadefinerman December 12, 2018