schvonce

noun: The Beast, Mr. Happy, Cock, Penis, Rod, Willy, Wanker, Schlong, Dingaling, Dick, Wang, Johnson, Dong, Sword, Purple headed warrior, One-eyed jack, Snake, Sausage, Salami

"My, what a large schvonce you have" or,
I went to Scores last night, my schvonce is still hard.

by Scotty T September 22, 2003

Schvoncee

Noun: A foolish, obnoxious and sensless person or act
Adjective: of, pertaining to, or characteristic of a person that is stupid, absurd, creepy, or shallow

"That guy wearing puka shells and a tight pink golf shirt sipping on his cocktail drink out of a straw looks like a complete Schvoncee."

by MarWeber November 16, 2011