A small object one places in the toilet after taking a shit that can sail around the poop and poopie water. Pooper Schooners can be made out of generally anything, usually things that are disposable and able to be flushed.
Always wash your hands if you want to keep your Pooper Schooner.
Mike: "Hey Richard, what are you doing with your toilet?"
Richard: "I'm playing with my Pooper Schooner, dude! Watch it go around my poop!"
Mike: ಠ__ಠ
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!