Best breakfast sandwich ever made. It is a breakfast sandwich made with double meat, double cheese, and double egg. either on a bagel, biscuit, or muffin. Only available at Sheetz.
I hadnt eaten anything all day, but the Schmonster capped my appitite for a week.
I tried eating a Schmonster while driving, and it turned into a schmess.
Your mom ate my schmonster.
I tried eating a Schmonster while driving, and it turned into a schmess.
Your mom ate my schmonster.
by GsUPinVA April 29, 2007
by JimmyJokesbiatch July 12, 2011