schmeurr 

An extreme state of fangirling. When a celebrity is so hot that you have to hate him/her.

Did you see Luke Hemmings. He's just so...schmeurr *drools* I hate him so fucking much Jack would never do this to me.

schmeurr by Luke's_Shank November 16, 2016

Schmurr 

n. 1. An overused equivalent to an air horn.
2. (with hierarchy A scale of weirdness, with schmurr-cow being super noob.
Synonyms: meow
Antonyms: le woof, doge

1.Dave: I just got some free money!
Bill: SCHM SCHM SCHM SCHMURRRRRRRRRRR!
Dave: ??

Schmurr by RealJamesSchmurr October 15, 2018

schmurr 

a word used to reflect an emotion. in using different tones in the voice when saying this word you can create happy schmurr's, sad schmurr's or even drunken schmurr's !! schmurr is a term derived from the middle of the midlands and is becoming a national phenomenon reaching as far down as Bath.

oh nooo! ive lost my bootclip, schmurrrr!!!!

schmurr by charlooooooooooooo May 28, 2011

schmerr 

Originated in beverley, western australia, this means nothing left to say.

"yeah"
"mmm"
(silence)
"SCHMERR"

schmerr by Lumo, H, kershman, Hershman and the Bev Bumz!!!! October 7, 2004

schmerr 

Good cocaine, commonly used to party really bad and fuck chicks.

"hey bro you want to hit a line of schmerr"
"schmerr schmerr schmerr"
"I have so much schmerr in my nose I am going to fuck so many sluts"

schmerr by GJC66 December 20, 2009

Schmurred 

When you smear and blur a drawing or something written.

The word Schmurred is not interchangeable with the words smeared or blurred. The item must have been smeared and blurred for the term "Schmurred" to be applicable

i wiped my hand across this picture i just drew and it schmurred!

Schmurred by Mrs_Lawliet November 16, 2009