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Schmeak
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A
tiny penis
no
bigger
than a
Vienna sausage
Ex. "
Look
, he
got
the schmeak!"
by
Jon Buttfuck
October 17, 2015
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Schmeak
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To be
a
disciple
of
Christ
Hello
I’m a schmeak of God
A
group
of sigma males who
follow
God
by
Marty_bluud
December 7, 2022
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