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A person unable to comprehend normal thought
Brandi is a schlok that understands nothing.
by someguy123 April 28, 2003
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May 12 Word of the Day
When someone goes to the gym and spends 90% of the time on their phones scrolling through social media
Looks like its thumb day again for Jimmy with his usual routing... 3 sets of 5 snapchat selfies and 10 sets of scrolling through facebook until exhaustion
by Gary br April 02, 2017
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To devour a food or drink at an unusually high speed specifically when it's due to an uncontrollable impulse.
After abstaining from fast food for a full week, Emanuel can resist no longer as he schloked down a buford in two bites.
by Bubba House September 04, 2019
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