scatrimony 

The act of fecal to fecal marriage, man to fecal marriage, or woman to fecal marriage, or more simply the marriage between a feces and something else. adj: scatrimonial

We gather here today to join this piece of shit in holy scatrimony with this lovely young lady.

scatrimony by Dan Singer June 27, 2008

sacrimony 

ceremony and sacrifice

An act of offering something precious or killing of a victim without intrinsic purpose.

Something offered in sacrifice of acts performed as prescribed by ritual or custom.

Destruction or surrender of something for the sake of a formal gesture or act of courtesy.

All the towns people are going to the sacrimony for the killing of the flesh. After that there is fun to be had.

People's overall enjoyment of a live killing.

sacrimony by Addict_242 October 5, 2009

scaremony 

n. 1. A Halloween themed wedding, or funeral, or any other such ceremony. 2. Any ceremony where somebody dies or bad things happen!

I'm not going to the scaremony because, really, who the heck has a wedding on Halloween? Are they going to throw candy with needles in it instead of rice?

scaremony by j. alders October 17, 2009

Sacrimony

A portmanteau of Sacrilege, Sanctimony and Acrimony.

n. The potential towards moral inconsistency.

Simply put, Sacrimony is the tendency of a person or group to espouse moral superiority and dictate moral authority. An exhibitor of Sacrimony asserts that their opinions and beliefs are the *sole* correct beliefs, and believes anyone who doesn't follow to the letter is less moral than them. Even when their actions, prior statements and the context of those actions paint a different picture. A sacrimonious person decides morality not by the action and context, but by who they can more easily/acceptably throw blame at and act more brazenly against,often heavily reliant on personal feelings of animosity and skewed perspective.

When this inconsistency is brought up, a sacrimonious entity will take the disruption to their perceived moral superiority like blasphemy. They are liable to turn this questioning on their perceived accuser, framing them uncharitably to preserve the moral high ground, then turn their animosity towards said "accuser" for their dissent, insisting moral superiority to gain support.

Much like a fascist is obsessed with the pageantry of power, a sacrimonious entity is obsessed with the pageantry of morality and heroism. While real morality entails consistency, impartiality and accountability, sacrimony doesn't have any of those checks. Sacrimony entails picking, choosing and justifying after the fact, with all hints of flaws to be swept aside or excused.

"I made it a point to never talk to any one of the debate team at my high school after that year. Turns out that place is a festering pit of sacrimony."

Sacrimony by ScavvBOI November 12, 2025