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someone's screaming at you, threatening you with non-bodily harm and has no actual power.

a peer, at work, or someone in a lesser position, gets angry and threatens to have you fired...your response would be:

"scare me, low rent." (accent on "me")

scare me! by heliotrope September 2, 2005

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that bih scare me bruh

when something unknown catches you off gaurd

Bro that bih scare me bruh

that bih scare me bruh by Flagwars February 20, 2026

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spare me

Usually said in a sentence while someone's trying to tell you b/s, lie, or whatever. You just don't want to hear it anymore.

Boyfriend: I swear I didn't cheat! She went on top----
Girlfriend: You know what, Spare me the details and drama. We're through.

spare me by SparexMe_Loser December 26, 2009

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I fear no man but that 'Thing', it scares me...

something that the Heavy from Tf2 says during an interrogation in an unspecified location.
Now a very popular meme template.

I fear no man but that 'Thing', it scares me...

I fear no man but that 'Thing', it scares me... by Anonymous User 6942066691113 April 20, 2022

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Spare me some coochie ma’am

Famous words from squidwards self after no nut November.

Spare me some coochie ma’am means giving squidward that fresh stuff

Spare me some coochie ma’am by Swiftyboilad12 November 4, 2018

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Spare Me Some Shit

It basically means to leave someone alone when they do something wrong. Also used as "spare me some". Example: at work, you may have done something wrong. Your boss is screaming at you, and you use this phrase.

Boss: "You idiot! You made this company lose one billion dollars!" You: "Calm down boss. I'll pay it back. Spare me some shit."

Spare Me Some Shit by Singled_Out_alone May 11, 2014

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spare me

1. your not funny

2.y r u tlkn 2 me?

p1: y did the chiken cross the road?

p2: spare me lozr

spare me by williamstown February 7, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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