This is basically the most potent jungle juice on the planet. It's only found in affluent households celebrating a birthday or some other annual occasion. Once per year is about the body can withstand.
It's made by filling one of those fancy plastic beverage dispensers with whatever high alcohol content booze they have in the liquor cabinet. Probably vodka, champagne and clear liquors. It's never diluted with anything without alcohol. There will likely be strawberries and other fruit cut up into it, and maybe some frozen fruit or concentrate to chill it. The host typically will leave a 2 liter of Sprite nearby to satisfy the homeowner's insurance, but it's frowned upon to dilute it.
The presence of a warning sign of some sort is obligatory.
This drink will make girls kiss each other, and participate in all sorts of general mayhem. Drink accordingly...
It's made by filling one of those fancy plastic beverage dispensers with whatever high alcohol content booze they have in the liquor cabinet. Probably vodka, champagne and clear liquors. It's never diluted with anything without alcohol. There will likely be strawberries and other fruit cut up into it, and maybe some frozen fruit or concentrate to chill it. The host typically will leave a 2 liter of Sprite nearby to satisfy the homeowner's insurance, but it's frowned upon to dilute it.
The presence of a warning sign of some sort is obligatory.
This drink will make girls kiss each other, and participate in all sorts of general mayhem. Drink accordingly...
Susan had the best basil strawberry Sangria at her birthday party last night. Did you see how much Wanda drank?
by SueEmAll July 1, 2018
A beverage consisting of generic red wine and ginger ale, mixed roughly 50/50, usually in some shoddy plastic cup. Common to unsophisticated young women in Canada and elsewhere.
by GLaz April 1, 2020
by John Sumac January 7, 2017
Fill pint glass with ice, fill 3/4 of the way with Paisano wine and top with a Orange Soda. Stir.
Caution: your teeth will turn purple.
Warning: You could substitute with Rine wine, but things may get crazy!
Caution: your teeth will turn purple.
Warning: You could substitute with Rine wine, but things may get crazy!
by ThePTL October 25, 2011
Ultra Sangria: A wine/or product/or person that is so old, flawed, or disgusting that even the "Sangria treatment" can't save it.
Dude #1: "I chilled it, added fruit, peppered it, herbed it, splashed it with Vodka and I still can't drink this sh*#*t!"
Dude #2: Whatever! its "Ultra Sangria"... it's not toxic, so just shut up and drink it!"
Or: "Man, I tried everything, I even medicated myself. I can't deal with her! This chick is Ultra Sangria!"
Dude #2: Whatever! its "Ultra Sangria"... it's not toxic, so just shut up and drink it!"
Or: "Man, I tried everything, I even medicated myself. I can't deal with her! This chick is Ultra Sangria!"
by The Zig Man January 28, 2012